4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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