i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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