yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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