I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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