At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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