Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Rumble strips road head = magical
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
