Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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