Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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