remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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