who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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