I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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