Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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