They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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