It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
