i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Randomize
