sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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