toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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