Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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