the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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