The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My dick has a subreddit
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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