these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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