wakey wakey hands off snakey
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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