Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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