He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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