Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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