I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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