Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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