Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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