i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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