On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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