is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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