franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have already put on my inside pants.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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