my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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