idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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