i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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