porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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