Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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