She's JV to your varsity
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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