She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
