thus making me awesome and them whores
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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