who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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