physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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