fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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