quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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