omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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