belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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