Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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