Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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