I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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