I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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